It never gets any less entertaining here, does it?

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I'm not going to be cocky today...

I miss home. Russia. At the same time... I don't want to return. But how could I do that to my team? What kind of leader does that make me if I just want to walk away. If I failed, than I would be done for. I know it. If we failed...

I wonder, what happens when we are not there in our world?

...


Oh, on a different note, I hear there's a lot of people after Prussia. Not like I'm surprised or anything, I just want to make it nice and clear for everyone that the German Pig is mine to finish off. So if you bang him up too much than you and I will have a problem; and I have a really big fucking wolf so you don't want there to be a problem.


Haha. Guess I lied on my not being cocky, da?

[ Screened to Boris Kuznetsov ]
Are you alright?

I feel like I'm in an orphanage, or watching the kids that come in from the streets, or wherever Balcoff gets them from into the Abbey for the first time. They'd cry over every little thing that went wrong.

Too bad they didn't save enough tears for what happened after they did everything wrong. heheheh.

So let me guess, the big bad guys everyone was whining about before don't matter anymore because of some silly little hallucination. I hear things like this is typical here, so why is everyone still so weak.

Rei, Takao. Want to be Useful for once?

Zakolebal. What a surprise. I wake up to the same whining and crying about the same people again. Let me guess, they murdered and/or tortured someone. Never saw that coming.

How pathetic. This nonsense would have been dealt with long ago if this was Russia. You guys couldn't form a working army if your life was ending, but I have a feeling that's why you're all so disorganized and lathargic. Your life can't end here. I bet none of you even remember what its like to be afraid until these guys come around. Half of me commemorates them, really. Just think, if there weren't rampaging murderers than you idiots wouldn't even be attempting to get something done. What's even more sad is that it has to happen over and over for it to really sink in. I'm beginning to hate these scientists more and more everyday for the fact that they destroyed the meaning of life and death more than anything.

Though back to these murderers, you know, maybe you should thank them. In the end, they're doing us all a favour, don't you think? Hahaha.

When you babies finally decide to stop playing around with these murderers, I might consider the efforts of retribution.

Until than, correct me if I'm wrong, but I assume someone had taken initiative to map out the city. Where can I find that?

Hey, Discedo and you stupid westerners; Christian's; idiots who don't even know what Christmas really is: Shut up.

Its pathetic to hear, and almost offencive to hear. I'm not sure whether to feel disgusted by almost everyone's ignorance or laugh at it. If this place really pulls people from different universes I somehow doubt that all of you are Christian or even know what Christmas is.

If you're really all so desperate to coddle together like a bunch of pathetic children, for whatever reason, I assume because you're all living in this disgusting city; why don't you try doing something useful?

Or is that a little too beyond everyone's comprehension?

Good Morning Comrades!
[ that sounded a little fake on the happy cheerful side considering its 4AM ]
Know how I keep asking about the existing, or likely none existing forces? I'm getting sick of repeating myself. Since you all fail spectacularly at talking about anything worth while; I figure, lets find out a different way.

[ chuckle ]
Come show me what you're all made of.

Oh, heheh. I almost forgot. Seems like Takao has joined the gang of losers to be pitched into this hell hole. I should welcome you, should't I? It's only polite. Well, here it is. My welcome to you. Hope you enjoy it.


((ooc: Okay, well. He knows he's got a disadvantage because but he is mad and frustrated and wants people to effing listen to him so he's making a mess, starting a riot. Yeah, whatever flammable stuff is around, consider it ignited (though may not last long in the wind); anything he can get his hands on that makes a damn mess, consider it done or in the making of being done. Wolborg doesn't have her icy powers of doom but she is a bit eight foot wolf, and Yuriy has a super sharp spinny top and TMP. OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH, I FIGURE HE'S TOTALLY NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE DOWN. THOUGH HE'S A DETERMINED AND ENDURING LITTLE BASTARD; TAKE 'EM DOWN GUYS 8D. I posted this super early because I may not be around so much today. ))

[This is all spoken in a sarcastic tone;]

Oh, look. Its snow and its cold.

[Yes, this is cruel mocking laughter you hear]

I hope you all freeze to death you bunch of whiners. Like a good leader said, 'No people, No problem.' This is nothing compared to Russia. Come on kids, let it all out. Your bitching and complaining is making me nostalgic.

When you're done with that, tell me something useful:

Who. Runs. The Police force; or armed forces I doubt exist, or whatever organization you have here, if you have here. I hear you do.

Hope you and your bitbeast are nice and cozy, Rei. Wouldn't want Drigger catching a cold or anything. I'm only concerned for the best health for you both, of course.

[ His typical cruel chuckle ]

The police force is pathetic. I hear there is one, somewhere. Can't tell by much. I bet these scientists are somewhere above the city looking over us, and laughing. With the cynicism I've seen here by so many citizens I hardly doubt I'm the only one who has thought about this.

Has anyone come up with a good solid reason we're here yet? Other than experimentation and casual entertainment.

( locked ; voice post ; Russian )

Hey, Prussia. Now would be a good time to show Discedo how incredible a leader in law you are.

No written laws
No government
No military
No structure


Maybe this place is Prussian territory.

Приобретенное оружие, Главный Товарищ.



( translation )

[ Spoken in English with a heavy accent; attempted calmness but irritation and strain is obvious in his tone. ]

Take your god damn western holiday celebrations and shove it up your ass before I shove something up it myself. And that was not a sexual reference for any sick bastard who is thinking it; but if you're that masochistic, find the redhead with a big fucking wolf. I'll make you regret even breathing near me.



((ooc: So yeah, Prussia and Yuriy's meeting didn't go quite as planned. lol. NOT TO MENTION CHRISTMAS ISN'T UNTIL JANUARY 7TH. COME ON PEOPLE. ))

[ Sounds a little less than pleased. ]

. . .yajtza.
Ya nenavizhu eto mesto.

Glupyye zapadnyye zhiteli i zapadnaya praktika.


( Translations here. )

Ack. Roman Catholics.

What proof is there that this is another planet from earth?
Rather than a parallel dimension of earth.
I'm not convinced yet.

This isn't funny. If this is punishment, I haven't done anything wrong, Balcoff.

[ Quietly; ]
It doesn't seem like any sort of... and why can't I remember what all happened. Where is Takao and the rest of Blitzkrieg? Did I - Did I lose?

[ Returns to typical haughty tone of voice; ]

What is this place and where am I.

[ pause as he notices what is laying beside him and absently speaks; ]


. . . Wolborg.
But how? . . . This makes no sense.